five birds sat on a tree branch and all pooped at the same time. they were attacking a human who ruined their home.
A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
"Standing in the eye of the storm
My eyes start to roll to the curl of your lips
And the center of eclipse
In total darkness I reach out and touch”
When you live in the dark for so long, you begin to love it. And it loves you back, and isn’t that the point? You think, the face turns to the shadows, and just as well. It accepts, it heals, it allows.
But it also devours."