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Léa Seydoux - Prada Candy Florale Perfume - 2014

Léa Seydoux - Prada Candy Florale Perfume - 2014

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

girls man  nsfw  
!  big brother  

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

omggg  text post  

Cosima + talking with her hands

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

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Emilia Clarke - Marie Claire - May 2014

Emilia Clarke - Marie Claire - May 2014